Este es uno de los chistes más antiguos y de pinga de Emlio Lovera, el chiste del carro de drácula y el malandro cagao. Demasiado bueno como lo cuenta.
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el 28 mayo 2010 a las 8:56
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Emilio es unico de verdad, recuerdo la era de oro de Radio Rochela, todos los lunes a las ocho sin falta.
Tengo años intentado conseguir las grabaciones de las Odas de Emilio Lovera, que antes todo el mundo tenía, pero ahora parece que han desaparecido de la faz de la tierra. si alguien sabe donde conseguirlas… se le agardecería muchisimo.
Ese chiste data de 1990. Lo sé porque un tío mío tenía el casete. Lo ponía cada vez que él me iba a buscar al colegio (y eso que yo estaba en 6º grado)
Si vives en Venezuela, especificamente en la ciudad de Maracay, puedes conseguir el disco en el Rincòn del Recuerdo, en sus dos direcciones: Av. Miranda oeste frente a Cantv, Calle Vargas a dos o tres cuadras del Centro Comercial Danubio. Los dos sitios son puestos de Buhonero. Si no lo consigues ahì lo puedes encargar.
Gracias por el dato, pero estoy en Caracas. Tendré que planificar una escapada a Maracay, pero ahorita se me hace muy dificil.
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Hay un chiste de Emilio Lovera que trata sobre un malandro que va a la iglesia para confesarse y le dice al cura: «Coño padre…» y el cura lo interrumpe «Hey, puedes hacer tu confesión pero sin groserías» Y lo repite 4 veces hasta que a la quinta vez el cura se arrecha y le dice «Bueno chico, ultimadamente, haz tu confesión con todo y groserías pero recuerda: tendrás una penitencia por cada grosería que digas» Y el malandro «Coño padre, mire, que el Chicho, Care’rata y yo nos robamos 3 bancos y una joyería» Y el cura: «¡Cooooñoooo!»
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Emilio es unico de verdad, recuerdo la era de oro de Radio Rochela, todos los lunes a las ocho sin falta.
Tengo años intentado conseguir las grabaciones de las Odas de Emilio Lovera, que antes todo el mundo tenía, pero ahora parece que han desaparecido de la faz de la tierra. si alguien sabe donde conseguirlas… se le agardecería muchisimo.
Ese chiste data de 1990. Lo sé porque un tío mío tenía el casete. Lo ponía cada vez que él me iba a buscar al colegio (y eso que yo estaba en 6º grado)
Yo acabo de recibir por e-mail un chiste de Emilio contando las andanzas de Bolívar y los Llaneros durante la Independencia…
Muy bueno el chiste y pensar que lo estan vendiendo en las autopistas como nuevo y a Bs 10, 00 Que tal?
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Si vives en Venezuela, especificamente en la ciudad de Maracay, puedes conseguir el disco en el Rincòn del Recuerdo, en sus dos direcciones: Av. Miranda oeste frente a Cantv, Calle Vargas a dos o tres cuadras del Centro Comercial Danubio. Los dos sitios son puestos de Buhonero. Si no lo consigues ahì lo puedes encargar.
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Gracias por el dato, pero estoy en Caracas. Tendré que planificar una escapada a Maracay, pero ahorita se me hace muy dificil.
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El chiste es malisimo!!! Lo bueno es quien lo narra!!! Emilio estuvo impecable!!!