Chiste del malandro cagao de Emilio Lovera

Este es uno de los chistes más antiguos y de pinga de Emlio Lovera, el chiste del carro de drácula y el malandro cagao. Demasiado bueno como lo cuenta.

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  1. Manotas 28 mayo 2010 Reply

    Bestia chamo…. esa estuvo buena….. yo la recuerdo del espectáculo “Las 101 Odas de Emilio Lovera”…

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    • Gabriela 20 enero 2012 Reply

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    En definitiva el tipo es muy bueno

  3. 80´s Live 30 mayo 2010 Reply

    Emilio es unico de verdad, recuerdo la era de oro de Radio Rochela, todos los lunes a las ocho sin falta.

    Tengo años intentado conseguir las grabaciones de las Odas de Emilio Lovera, que antes todo el mundo tenía, pero ahora parece que han desaparecido de la faz de la tierra. si alguien sabe donde conseguirlas… se le agardecería muchisimo.

  4. Carlos F. 31 mayo 2010 Reply

    Ese chiste data de 1990. Lo sé porque un tío mío tenía el casete. Lo ponía cada vez que él me iba a buscar al colegio (y eso que yo estaba en 6º grado)

  5. orlando 31 mayo 2010 Reply

    Yo acabo de recibir por e-mail un chiste de Emilio contando las andanzas de Bolívar y los Llaneros durante la Independencia…

  6. Angie 1 junio 2010 Reply

    Muy bueno el chiste y pensar que lo estan vendiendo en las autopistas como nuevo y a Bs 10, 00 Que tal?

  7. Lòriga 1 junio 2010 Reply

    80`s Live:

    Si vives en Venezuela, especificamente en la ciudad de Maracay, puedes conseguir el disco en el Rincòn del Recuerdo, en sus dos direcciones: Av. Miranda oeste frente a Cantv, Calle Vargas a dos o tres cuadras del Centro Comercial Danubio. Los dos sitios son puestos de Buhonero. Si no lo consigues ahì lo puedes encargar.

  8. mariguano 2 junio 2010 Reply

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  9. 80´s Live 3 junio 2010 Reply


    Gracias por el dato, pero estoy en Caracas. Tendré que planificar una escapada a Maracay, pero ahorita se me hace muy dificil.
    De todos modos te agradezco mucho la información, de verdad.

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  11. Carlos F. 18 junio 2010 Reply

    Hay un chiste de Emilio Lovera que trata sobre un malandro que va a la iglesia para confesarse y le dice al cura: “Coño padre…” y el cura lo interrumpe “Hey, puedes hacer tu confesión pero sin groserías” Y lo repite 4 veces hasta que a la quinta vez el cura se arrecha y le dice “Bueno chico, ultimadamente, haz tu confesión con todo y groserías pero recuerda: tendrás una penitencia por cada grosería que digas” Y el malandro “Coño padre, mire, que el Chicho, Care’rata y yo nos robamos 3 bancos y una joyería” Y el cura: “¡Cooooñoooo!”

  12. manuel 29 octubre 2010 Reply

    es muy bueno buenos chistes felicidades emilio

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  46. ruben pinto 2 mayo 2013 Reply

    yo tengo el disco del malandro cagao y el del bolivar y los llanero que la voz de bolivar la hace almicar rivero y la voz de los llaneros la hace emilio lovera

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  51. roberto 19 agosto 2014 Reply

    El chiste es malisimo!!! Lo bueno es quien lo narra!!! Emilio estuvo impecable!!!

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